Okay, sooo I just returned from seeing 27 dresses and after most good movies I see, I feel inspired to do something. Now, I feel inspired to pursue an acting career. OK, so not really, but come on, they have it really good! Katherine Heigl got to make out with James Marsden AND Ed Burns in one film AND she just got married to a rockstar (I wonder if she replayed the corny lines in her head at her actual real-life wedding..?). In lieu of recent findings, aka my best friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, just recently auditioned to be on a soap opera.. soo maybe I should move to L.A. or New York for you artsy folks, and do the damn thing. I mean, most women portrayed in movies act at an ad agency or magazine of some sort so I got sorta got that down. I could change the face of acting I just know it. I mean I would still attend fabulous award shows, get free swag and shag whichever costar I want, as long as the pap doesn't find out (which of course, they will and I'll become and even BIGGER star,hello Angelina-Jolie anyone?!!). First I would start off by wearing underwear everywhere, because the paparazzi are always looking. Check. Then I would marry my director (for love, duh) and we could live in a loft and raise our children whose names would, of course, be original. Finally I would retire as a Tony award winning actress on Broadway ( I hear Legally Blonde is so hot right now). Yes. I feel inspired. The next movie on my list is Persepolis, which is a french cartoon (forget Madeline, this girl is dark) with subtitles. Maybe I'll move to Paris next?
PS: The writer's strike better be over by the time I'm an actress or else I'm screwed!
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